San Clemente Bar Association
In the San Clemente Bar Association, we strive to provide high quality service from our team of highly qualified lawyers. Our goal is to have every stuffed animal happily paired with its hooman and provided with an acceptable amount of cuddles. We specialize in rips, tears, irreplaceable damage, misplacement, abuse, and mental damage. We hire new employees monthly that specialize in different areas, so our list is always expanding! We are also newly experimenting with hiring real animals. Now, lets meet the crew!
Mr. Doggy Dogg
(Senior Manager)
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Mr. Dogg has always been and will always be a valued Manager of SCB. "When the world gets tough, just get tougher." Dogg, 2021.
Mr. Spot Walters
(Head of Criminal Defense)
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Spot was 8 years old when he asked his mother "How do criminals get to jail?" He has since taken on the profession of criminal defense attorney and dedicated his life to helping criminals.
Miss Mac Littrell
(Director of Security)
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Mac was at school one day when she heard that the dangerous P.I.G. had escaped from prison and was at their school. Mac lunged forward and headbutted him to the ground. One of her friends said "You would make a good security gaurd!"
Mr. Snowflake Daniels
(Head Treasury)
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Mr. Snowflake was recruited from his billionaire mansion to the SCB because of his amazing money sense and money handling skills. He put SCB where it is today.
Mr. Courduroy
Healthcare Attorney
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Mr. Courduroy is a soft and fluffy teddy bear on the outside, but don't let his appearance fool you! He is fully capable of bringing the opposing team down on the negotiating front.
Mr. Sheep Farms
Paralegal
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Mr. Sheep has wanted to be a paralegal since the day he was born. Although he didn't know what a paralegal was then and still probably doesn't, he has brought us through countless trials and is one of our oldest employees.